What happens when you tell a doll to do something it cannot? Well, any good doll should have a script it can follow for just such a circumstance.
In the absence of an appropriate script, however…most simple dolls simply go catatonic, and then they need a good hard reboot.
The more complex and sophisticated ones, however, can end up exhibiting truly unpredictable behavior when they find themselves in a situation they did not have a plan for.
Now, if you’ll direct your attention to the two-story mass of flesh and doll parts—staying out of sight so we don’t get assimilated ourselves—you’ll see why you don’t just go making paradoxical statements to random dolls you see because it’s “funny” to watch them shut down!